Taking One for the Team

 

When he was told to hit the showers after the exhausting oral portion, Bonaparte had no idea that this nittany lion would have such a probing, penetrating interest in his position as tight end.

Penn State Prostate Exam?

Perhaps he phoned it in last season?

As offensive as this may be due to all things Penn State being a touchy subject, its based on an idea my friend Zack and I had that perhaps Paterno had passed before reported and the school did a "Weekend at Bernie's" style ruse to help keep up morale. Or perhaps if you want to dig deeper, maybe in order to cover up the Sandusky "two hand touch" method for going past the second mile, JoePa became a puppet for the system in which he worked due to the financial ramifications.  Either way, it makes Zack and myself laugh.  Good luck current and future Penn State grads!

Change be Good!