I Finally Got That Vanity Plate I Wanted!

Caught Red Handed!

The Oh Crap! Moment of Holidays Past

Photoshop Fun

The Great Pumpkin Debacle 1966

The reason Pac-Man was kicked out of The Ghostbusters and replaced with Slimer.

A Little Holiday Jeer

Adolph, the Racist Reindeer

Adolph, the racist Reindeer,
Used to solicit hoes,
If they wouldn't give head,
Then it would come to blows

All of the other hobags
Used to laugh and call him lames
They wouldn't let little Adolph
Join in their anal games

Then one groggy summer's eve
Stalin came and said
"Adolph with your ass so tight
I may make you mine all right!"

Then how the dictates loved him
As they poked him while watching Glee
Adolph, the racist reindeer
Now it burns when you pee!

The Only Time of Year You Can Tinkle in Public and No One is Offended

Working Out the Bugs