I Finally Got That Vanity Plate I Wanted!

Caught Red Handed!

The Oh Crap! Moment of Holidays Past

Photoshop Fun

The Great Pumpkin Debacle 1966

The reason Pac-Man was kicked out of The Ghostbusters and replaced with Slimer.

A Little Holiday Jeer

Adolph, the Racist Reindeer

Adolph, the racist Reindeer,
Used to solicit hoes,
If they wouldn't give head,
Then it would come to blows

All of the other hobags
Used to laugh and call him lames
They wouldn't let little Adolph
Join in their anal games

Then one groggy summer's eve
Stalin came and said
"Adolph with your ass so tight
I may make you mine all right!"

Then how the dictates loved him
As they poked him while watching Glee
Adolph, the racist reindeer
Now it burns when you pee!

The Only Time of Year You Can Tinkle in Public and No One is Offended

Working Out the Bugs

Who Wins the Race?

Fat Albert "Reruns"

Happy America is Losing the Battle with Obesity Day! Or Happy Halloween!

In honor of candy sales going up in order to help insulin companies stay in business in the future, my dog character from the "On The Way To The Zoo" concept, affectionately known as Sonovabitch, dressed up as Dippy the Goof, Goofy's original name and look from 1932.  So I called him Dopey Dawgg.

Mitt Romney, man of the people

As the old saying goes, "You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time."

"My Shoes Hurt", Mr. Show!

Taking One for the Team

 

When he was told to hit the showers after the exhausting oral portion, Bonaparte had no idea that this nittany lion would have such a probing, penetrating interest in his position as tight end.

Penn State Prostate Exam?

Perhaps he phoned it in last season?

As offensive as this may be due to all things Penn State being a touchy subject, its based on an idea my friend Zack and I had that perhaps Paterno had passed before reported and the school did a "Weekend at Bernie's" style ruse to help keep up morale. Or perhaps if you want to dig deeper, maybe in order to cover up the Sandusky "two hand touch" method for going past the second mile, JoePa became a puppet for the system in which he worked due to the financial ramifications.  Either way, it makes Zack and myself laugh.  Good luck current and future Penn State grads!

Change be Good!

The Reason Mr. Potato Head Stopped Wearing Underwear

A Time to Care...

If Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend held a benefit concert would it be called Who Cares?

Going Green

 This is a cartoon of my ex and the guy she traded up for rationalizing the profuse amount of alcohol around my children and smoking in the house. Their teeth aren't the only things going green!

Rabbit Huntin'

Evan educated me on the fact that only female mosquitos bite

TRUTH

Once Again, the World is Safe Thanks to The Green Phantom!

The Great Jim Hudson Strikes Again!

Another "Rock"-ism, "You should never cut someone else down just to build yourself up!"
Truer words were never spoken in this, an election year.

Classic Jim Hudson

The Green Phantom and the Race to the Bathroom!

Reality Check w/Endorsement

The Amazing Invincible!

No Wonder He Thought Hobbes was Real

The Green Phantom Strikes!

An early version and newer concepts for a character my kids and I created for my Dad a few years ago for his birthday.  We combined 2 characters who came out the year he was born, The Green Hornet and The Phantom, and thus, The Green Phantom was born!

The Amazing Batman!

Shazam! It's Thor!

Jack Kirby First Class?

Captain America 2: Electric Boogaloo?

Flush that Pooh!

No Ordinary Fantastic Family?

The one-eyed gerbil who is PJ Bottoms' fellow cohort in teaching

That was a silly attempt at humor, combining my love for old Peanuts cartoons, Looney Tunes, Mr. Show, and any number of satirical-type of things.  Some thinks it sthe funniest thing, others say its not their cup of tea.  I have a second one written, but found myself stifled by the idea of a target audience and compromising my vision for that idea that apparently fell through anyway.  Who wants to publish a story about a guy getting molested by animals?  That is why I changed it to his thoughts of what it may be like if it happened, perhaps less offensive?  What's the threat level for animal love? Is it pink?