That was a silly attempt at humor, combining my love for old Peanuts cartoons, Looney Tunes, Mr. Show, and any number of satirical-type of things.  Some thinks it sthe funniest thing, others say its not their cup of tea.  I have a second one written, but found myself stifled by the idea of a target audience and compromising my vision for that idea that apparently fell through anyway.  Who wants to publish a story about a guy getting molested by animals?  That is why I changed it to his thoughts of what it may be like if it happened, perhaps less offensive?  What's the threat level for animal love? Is it pink?